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kirkandbonessblog:

lotrlockedwhovian:

t-hiddy-diddy:

This just about sums up the entirety of Tumblr..

CHOOSE A SIDE. DECIDE YOUR FATE.

If ye had thae chance tae chehnge yer feht, wouldjeh? 

kirkandbonessblog:

lotrlockedwhovian:

t-hiddy-diddy:

This just about sums up the entirety of Tumblr..

CHOOSE A SIDE. DECIDE YOUR FATE.

If ye had thae chance tae chehnge yer feht, wouldjeh? 

Accidentally coming out to my family
Uncle: are you texting a boy?
Me: no
Uncle: why not??
Me: boys are gross
Uncle: *sarcastically* you a lesbian?
Me: *doesn't look up from phone* yeah
holothewolf-x:

princesskenoo:

dammit

I mean…..I want to argue against this but…….yeah you right

holothewolf-x:

princesskenoo:

dammit

I mean…..I want to argue against this but…….yeah you right

breakfastburritoe:

up-at12-again:

breakfastburritoe:

part lion

What I wanna know is why there are so many Shrek pictures…

Um those are selfies from my webcam?? Are you suggesting im an ogre that’s kind of rude i thought this website was accepting of differences but apparently not

breakfastburritoe:

up-at12-again:

breakfastburritoe:

part lion

What I wanna know is why there are so many Shrek pictures…

Um those are selfies from my webcam?? Are you suggesting im an ogre that’s kind of rude i thought this website was accepting of differences but apparently not

ymirxkrista:

shepardtaichou:

there’s a really big difference between “the writers want to put these two characters in a queer relationship but can’t because of censors” and “we’re going to keep putting these characters in queer situations and playing it off as a really funny joke”

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1nflatable-hammers:

raggediestandi:

itsvondell:

off-in-lala-land:

You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time.

imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun

"look kid we’re a ridiculous distance from a bunch of broken rocks how could you possibly be bored this is totally an appropriate vacation spot for someone this age."

I’d rip that GBA outta his hands, throw it as far as I could across the line, and shove a 2DS at him instead. He’s got to learn that being 3 generations behind isn’t cool. Besides, some archaeologist 3,000 years from now might bring back Yu-Gi-Oh.

1nflatable-hammers:

raggediestandi:

itsvondell:

off-in-lala-land:

You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time.

imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun

"look kid we’re a ridiculous distance from a bunch of broken rocks how could you possibly be bored this is totally an appropriate vacation spot for someone this age."

I’d rip that GBA outta his hands, throw it as far as I could across the line, and shove a 2DS at him instead. He’s got to learn that being 3 generations behind isn’t cool. Besides, some archaeologist 3,000 years from now might bring back Yu-Gi-Oh.

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narunfiltered:

Hotel

VA, USA

(I’m quitting, so I give my two weeks’ notice. It’s the last day of my job.)

Me: “Hello can I help you?”

Customer: “Your gym sucks! Don’t tell me that’s your only gym?!”

Me: “Mm, yes it is.”

Customer: “It’s horrible! And the breakfast food is gross! And the breakfast lady…

lotrlockedwhovian:

midgardianmeows:

doctormethatswho:

salvatored:

That’s what happened in Budapest.

That’s what happened in Budapest.

HEADCANON ACCEPTED

zombietonbo:

justanotherstonyfan:

fuckyeahmarvelstuff:

Marvel Bathing Suits from Hot Topic

Someone needs to draw Steve in that one on the right.

elliegalaxies:

kiss-my-sassyness:

I was literally the most embarrassing 13 year old in the whole world 

DID YOU REALLY JUST TRY TO STEAL MY POST ?? ??? MY FUCKING NAME IS IN THE PICTURE 

elliegalaxies:

kiss-my-sassyness:

I was literally the most embarrassing 13 year old in the whole world 

DID YOU REALLY JUST TRY TO STEAL MY POST ?? ??? MY FUCKING NAME IS IN THE PICTURE 

smokingcrackcocaine:

#octopus

veincas:

jim beaver you are so fabulous