Greedlo The Neutral

redbull:

Dunn dun….Dunn dun…Dunn dun…

narunfiltered:

Drive-Thru

USA

(The drive thru where I work has two windows on opposite sides of the building that customers can order at. Since this takes place in the summer my manager and I have both windows open for cross ventilation.)

Me: Will that be all today?

Customer #1: Oh yeah. But can we get…

psuedofolio:

Ghost Job

psuedofolio:

Ghost Job

turntechgoddamnit:

sweetpulp:

snager-dragon:

dr-dos:

I’ve been seeing a lot of Scooby Doo on my dash lately. My friend discovered what he describes as “Shaggy eviscerating an ape”

the kind where the left foot turns into the right foot

whats hilarious to me is that the animator paid so much attention to things that dont matter (where the ape particles are going, ect) and so little attention to things that do (the head and arms and platform of the ape float themselves offscreen? shaggy is moving like hes underwater?? THE APE DISINTEGRATES LIKE WET PAPIER MACHE??)

Ape Particles

turntechgoddamnit:

sweetpulp:

snager-dragon:

dr-dos:

I’ve been seeing a lot of Scooby Doo on my dash lately. My friend discovered what he describes as “Shaggy eviscerating an ape”

the kind where the left foot turns into the right foot

whats hilarious to me is that the animator paid so much attention to things that dont matter (where the ape particles are going, ect) and so little attention to things that do (the head and arms and platform of the ape float themselves offscreen? shaggy is moving like hes underwater?? THE APE DISINTEGRATES LIKE WET PAPIER MACHE??)

Ape Particles

Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session

outofcontextdnd:

Me: Roll over.

GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.

Me: Stay.

GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.

Me: Heel.

GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.

Me: Holy shit.

asylum-art:

Alexandra Khitrova:Fantasy Illustrations

(Alexandra Khitrova) on deviantART, on Behance,

Designer Alexandra Khitrova Discovers a New Career through Her Stunning Fantasy Concept Artby Christopher Jobson on May 17, 2014. The reaction online and off was swift, and Khitrova soon found herself working on increasingly complex drawings as she suddenly began to get commissions. Now, only a year later, she is already working with a team of writers and artists on a feature film.

adrieunor:

witchcraftings:

chubrubqueen:

cdnpgn:

Winter sore throat “tea”- In a jar combine lemon slices, organic honey and sliced ginger. Close jar and put it in the fridge, it will form into a “jelly”. To serve- spoon jelly into mug and pour boiling water over it. Store in fridge 2-3 months.

Reblogging this in case any of you little jelly beans get sick (◡‿◡✿)

Super useful for this coming winter!

make sure you give that lemon rind a good cleaning before you toss it in anything — I know that sounds silly but if you buy any old lemon at the grocery store, you never know what’s sticking to the rind…! :O 

adrieunor:

witchcraftings:

chubrubqueen:

cdnpgn:

Winter sore throat “tea”- In a jar combine lemon slices, organic honey and sliced ginger. Close jar and put it in the fridge, it will form into a “jelly”. To serve- spoon jelly into mug and pour boiling water over it. Store in fridge 2-3 months.

Reblogging this in case any of you little jelly beans get sick (◡‿◡✿)

Super useful for this coming winter!

make sure you give that lemon rind a good cleaning before you toss it in anything — I know that sounds silly but if you buy any old lemon at the grocery store, you never know what’s sticking to the rind…! :O 

pinkmany:

pinkmany:

why was girl at school walking around with a goddamn starbucks cup wtf

and i’m not saying that bc “ughhhh girls and their starbucks”

but like

there are no starbucks in this country…. the closest one is 220 miles away

so…. did she come back from the one…

dylanobriens:

motherfuckingkoala:

This is awkward

#how the turn tables

dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

destieldrabblesdaily:

sunflowyr:

there was a time when writers were kind

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when their screenplays were good

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and their plots inviting

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There was a time when trust was blind

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And the world was a song

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And the song was exciting

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There was a time

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Then it all

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went

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wrong

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Holy shit look at the notes on this… Is it me or is the fandom trying to say something

Yes!!! All of this!!!

eradicatedelicacy:

Shakira, Shakira.

eradicatedelicacy:

Shakira, Shakira.

tallulahblues:

I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.

thatcurlyhurdgirl:

I will reblog this everyday

godotstopdot:

ktabeau:

Am I doing this right

Get this on tumblr radar

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